TreShawn St. Beefton

AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY:

TreShawn St. Beefton escaped from the pits of Houston and vowed revenge to those who called him Tina. As an escape convict attending Real Estate school in Lincoln, Nebraska, TreShawn St.Beefton became familiar with the ancient martial art of Do-Ri-To! It was during this time he fell back in time ninety-seven years and met the woman who would one day become his wife. He married this beautiful woman and they had a baby. During delivery, TreShawn was getting ice chips for his wife when he returned to his time – never to meet the son he helped conceive. Ironically, that woman he fell in love with was actually his mother and the kid was himself. Weird right? Anyways, next year he went to the Jupiter playing field in Florida and learned to skydive with Pixar Animators who were fired for stealing property from their apartment complex. St.Beefton’s skin is highly toxic. If you touch him, you will eventually die. Most likely not from touching him, but since everyone dies – you will too!!!

Books by TreShawn St. Beefton:

Creepy McCreepface and the Windowless Van (Author) [AMAZON]
Jokes:If Bob Phillips Can Do It... (Author/Editor) [PAPERBACK / KINDLE ]